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Last login: 5 hours agoOriginalPhoenix: Robert (Bobby) is a 37 year old single guy from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA.; Likes 1,231 pages, 288 videos, 8 photos • 253 fans • Received 64 reviews; Member since Apr 03, 2008

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12:02am: I am now accepting application for a boyfriend. Former, current or future memebrs of the clergy need not apply (yes, I still hate that mother as much as I ddi the day I learned he tried to set me up).

Anyways, applicant must be 27-50, with a brain and heart. Resumes accepted 24/7, please allow 3-6 weeks for response.

(wink)

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2004/02/27/michael_chiarello_e.jpg: Jul 8, 11:34pm 1 review •http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2004/...; I hate to cook, my philosophy is, "Why waste food, it is already made somehere else."

But I would take lessons in cooking from Michael Chiarello anyday........wow

Jul 8, 2:41am: A construction site owner hired a convicted felon straight out of jail as part of a lower-tax-for-hiring a-felon incentive program. Still, the man was a little sketchy, as the felon had been in jail for robbery---so he asked the night watchman to keep his eye on the new worker.

The first day the convicted felon came to work, a pregnant woman in a beat up Chevy dropped him off, and 3 small children were also in the car. The security guard saw this, and felt sorry for the guy, but knew he had to still report him if he saw any illegal activity going on.

That night, as the convicted felon turned construction worker was picked up by his pregnant wife and kids, the security guard saw him pushing a wheelbarrow down to the Chevy, and having his oldest son help him put the wheelbarrow in the car then drive off into the night.

The security guard felt sorry for the man, having to feed such a large family and having a record, so decided to forget about the incident. But the next night, he saw the man, when work was done, push a wheelbarrow down to the car where his family was waiting to pick him up, then with the help of his oldest son, once again put the wheelbarrow in the car and drive off.

This activity continued for three weeks, and finally the guard called the man aside and said, "Look, I know you have a record, and I know you have a family to feed, but I cannot keep on letting you rob from us. I see you going home every night, I know what is going on! I have to know. What are you stealing from us?"

The felon responded, "Wheelbarrows!"

Jul 8, 12:03am: I have to keep mum about this for weeks now, but now that she has made it public, I can finally blog it "CONGRATULATIONS on the pregnancy! This kid is lucky to have such a great mom, I mean that, I love ya M!"